Score: 10

"die die die, die you little fu...oh shit i died"

submission: Doomrunner

date: August 18, 2005

that was a pretty awesome game. as the game first started i kept wondering why was it so easy but then when got to level 17 i noticed it becoming a little more difficult till i died as i turned level 20. keep that idea alive. to many games start out difficult and end up being easy and never die.
dont add any weapons purchasing screen, that just kills the moment. if there are to be any upgrades just put it in gradually. i probably could have used a shipment of missles about level 16 but thats just me.
oh and i thought my computer was gonna freeze and then i started shooting missles till i couldnt anymore. then i noticed i was all alone for a little bit and things were smooth again for a little while. it was never as slow as that one moment.

Score: 1

"bleh...."

submission: Memory!

date: May 4, 2005

the flipping of the cards just sucked, i couldnt even see what the second card was. next time make a counter telling how many times youve flipped cards over. this way people can work faster and faster. other than that i really could care less.

Score: 1

"this was lame"

submission: Mario Bros

date: April 21, 2005

to all those who really enjoyed playing just one level and gave a high rating for something like this do not know the real game feelings of Mario. it was one level...when you jump on a goomba you dont go very high...i barely was able to kill 2 goombas with a quick run. NES had more to do in there first level and was longer. the only reason people are getting all excited was because of the homosexual mushroom. (to those that didnt realize the point of the flashy colors when you got the Shroom are just idiots). if you are gonna have something that different in the game you should have made the level longer so people can enjoy the effects of the Shroom or have some bonus stage to do jumps or something to have fun. like others have said get some originality. make something about the goombas or the turtles or the dream land creatures. as in you can control and try killing mario, that would be original (i think). if you can at least do something right then for the true fans out there try and make something original and not make a remake of the game or it can be considered stealing. if anything make your own levels and backgrounds and keep the sprites. make a war scene or something in the back, that would neat. gl with the rest.

Score: 0

"it needs some first aid"

submission: Image gallery 2

date: April 21, 2005

THAT SONG SUCKED. get a variety if anything. i gave a 4 on style because i havent seen anyone use a remote thing like you had nor the background that you had but other than that it sucked. if you arent going to make it to where people can zoom on an image then tell them to right click and zoom in that way since you are cheap like that. for example "The Games" what the fuck were you thinking...oops nevermind, that was dumb question... you werent. YAY!!!! i can bounce a ball...only once...?!?!? well at least i was able to draw something pretty good...to bad i couldnt send it in to you. it might have given you a couple of good ideas of something better to have done with this post. (cram it up your A**) hope you know what the stars stand for. even though the post is set for "ADULTS". that sure was clever, make it rated for adults but then go bleep it out. what a GENIOUS. i guess you like FAT WOMEN? GROSS.
take more time before you submit an art gallery post. if you cant think of better ways to make the right art gallery then there are plenty of other gallerys here to probably jack-off to on newgrounds. (meaning-come up with something new besides art gallery posts you dumbass).

Score: 5

"not bad for a trailer"

submission: H2:Reanimated(Archived)

date: April 11, 2005

would vote higher on a few other things but there wasnt much. the only funny thing was the names and comments with the characters. you know you should of had a clip of them doing something but didnt need it in the movie clip when you make it, movie producers do it all the time when showing previews on tv, just a thought, but oh well.
cant wait to see the whole thing.

Score: 7

"not bad"

submission: Shop Lifter

date: April 4, 2005

you might want to change the rating for to at least 13+. i dont think 5 year olds should be knowing some of these things. if 13+ aint good enough then at least something besides suited for all ages. but other than that it is a nice game.

Score: 7

"batter up"

submission: Stick RPG 2 CS Demo

date: March 30, 2005

for a demo it is entertaining for a little while but then after 5-10 minutes it becomes boring. hope to see more additions on the weapons. probably add some kind of trick to getting extra weapons instead of just giving them away, like with the combos, after a certain number you get something extra or whatever.

Score: 2

"are you trying to tell us you have aids?"

submission: Plans to Fuck Alexis 7

date: March 29, 2005

you never answered my question from the last post i left. but besides that i guess this is an ok series going along. especially with the fact that everyone is so obsessed with alexis. if everyone wasnt so obsessed with wanting to see alexis then i would complain about the title again but oh well. other than that all i can say is that this is pretty cool.
hope to see more people complain about seeing alexis.

Score: 9

"this is awesome"

submission: Egg Bounce

date: March 22, 2005

ive seen some do something similar but they werent quite done like this. i hope to see more but with more stages. one other thing that might be good to do is make the rocks fall at a different speed or make a pattern to it, although there is one but i can stand in a couple spots and figure out the pattern without thinking. keep the egg having to move and it might be more difficult.

Score: 0

"wtf is this?"

submission: In the television...

date: March 21, 2005

looks like something taken from white noise. although the tv looked more like black or maybe gray. if thats the case it should be black noise or maybe even gray noise. when i saw the title i thought it was something about the ring.